Current status. Good stuff. I am getting old and I live in a...

Current status. Good stuff. I am getting old and I live in a forest, so. It seems appropriate. When I was a very young man, I did not work in the woods. Many, if not most, of the the young and masculine go and "work in the woods" around here. The money's decent and the work hard. Never did it myself, being lazy. I did work at a sawmill, which is where we processed their efforts. I worked in the planer mill, which means I smoothed boards for 8 straight fucking hours. You know that smooth board you're not even aware exists? Yeah, I did that.

Old Forester, bitches :)