A Thousand Words: Elvis, Buddy, and Me

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

In seventh grade, I was cast in the starring role in our school's production of that timeless musical, Ducktails & Bobbysox.

(What's that? You never heard of that one? I guess you missed the Tonies that year.)

The plot involved the ample hilarity and hijinx that ensued when a big-time rock [...:]