A Title For You That May Scare A Few!

There are many different things to do out there. Some have spare change to spare. Hmm is that redundant a bit? Bah, just ignore it. These titles you may want to seek. So give them a peek.

We're looking for you.
Come join our crew.
We are the best.
Better than the rest.

We require a Meat Wrapper.
Don't need to be a yapper.
Just wrap that meat.
Rinse and repeat.

We require a Dockside Observer.
Can even be a swerver.
Just observe and observe.
Quite the learning curve.

We require a Housekeeping Aid.
You can even trade.
Swap for a hearing aid.
You may even get paid.

We require a Decliner.
No need to deal with a whiner.
Just decline, decline, decline.
That is all that can align.

We require Body Repair.
Humans beware.
We are top notch.
We'll even fix your crotch.

We require a Bath Tutor.
You may have to neuter.
But we'll discuss that.
No. It won't always be a cat.

We require Photo Lab.
This job you can nab.
Or maybe give us one.
We are unclear on such fun.

We require a Pieceworker.
It may be a tear jerker.
Working with pieces.
The fun never ceases.

We require you.
Pauly Shore too.
Don't have a cow.
Join the remake of In The Army Now.

Don't you want to be one of those? What they are, who knows? Well actually I know a few, but I had to poke fun at my zoo. Can't even spell or put a satisfactory title up. That is a bit of a hiccup. I wonder how much a bath tutor gets paid. Maybe they take baths in trade? Knowing would probably give me gas, so I'll stay a ever so rhyming little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.