A new approach to sword and sorcery

It's not easy to come up with a fresh approach to sword and sorcery fiction, but thanks to my chance discovery of the book cover image below, I'm ready to offer something innovative. Enjoy this taste of my forthcoming trilogy starring Borgar the Boppin' Barbarian:
Borgar glared across the smoky coffeehouse at the cloaked and hooded form of the sorcerer known as Zarzanides the Hellborn. Setting down his bongos and drawing his broadsword, the mighty-thawed barbarian growled, "Focus your audio, Daddy-O, 'cause I'm only going to warn you once. No hoodoo cat sacrifices a chick to the Demon Lords of Outer Dullsville while I'm around, you dig?"