Hello folks! Is this thing on????

[image error]Check, check… one, two. Hi, I'm Deb Maria. Um…can I get an engineer in here? My mic's not working. Damn these temperamental machines. (short pause) Oh…what's that? I'm not on the air? I'm supposed to be writing a blog? Wow, this is quite embarrassing. My apologies. (Muttering to myself.) I wish SOMEONE would tell me these things. Hmm…maybe I need an assistant…but they'd probably think I'm really annoying, and it would be nothing like the friendship between Carrie Bradshaw and Louise