One Week and Counting!

Well, my book's going to come out on October 18th, and I'm psyched . . it's been a long time coming. You could cook up seven human babies in the time it took me to write and then publish this tome. I started working on it in the spring of 2006, and boy, what a fucking idiot I was: I figured I would write it in about four or five months, sell it straight away, and then my first book would be on the shelves in, like, spring 2007. Well, four and a half years late isn't bad, I suppose …

My friend Brad Siskin and I have been working on some absurd "trailers" for my book. Check out this one, if you like. It's SFW.