What happens when a big man eats a bigger burger?

I knew there was going to be trouble when my husband ordered The Mad Viking. What is it? Four patties. Two pounds of beef. One huge burger for one big guy.

Frankly, I didn’t think he’d be able to eat the whole thing. Honestly, I thought he was insane. Truly, I expected him to quit after a few bites.

Wrong. My guy relished every bite. Took him seven minutes to gobble the burger. Took me seven minutes to learn a very important lesson: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR SPOUSE.

The end.

Love,

Mrs. Mad Viking