Laser Eyes To The Wise!

The mutt didn't work out, so now we have to try another way for those still about. The cat will get it down soon. They aren't going to get into the territory of this loon.


I may be snoozing,But I'm still perusing.Don't even think about it.Yeah, you and your fluffy shit.

No. Not you.You are grumpy too.You stay away.Works for our bay.

Don't sleep when I'm talking.You better get to walking.Don't give me that.You're being watched by the cat.

Don't give me that look.You tried to get in my nook.I heard you at the door.You'll get in no more.

I can still see you.You're no stuffed animal too.Those I'll rip and tear.So you better beware.

Have to do it myself.Have to get off my cat shelf.Look at this fool.He thinks he's cool.

Pffft no way.You go eat hay.Can't have my stash.Come closer and I'll bash.

Two on two.Bring the fluffball through.Cassie will help.Or I'll make you both yelp.

Or maybe no need.Laser eyes are taking seed.Cassie is ready to go.Reap what you sow.

Hmph. Told you so.Eyes all aglow.So come on in.Laser eye death for the win.
Is the cat mean? Bah, those ones are so unclean. They get hair everywhere. They can't come in our lair. Cassie agrees. Her laser eyes make them freeze. Any fluffy intruders coming after you? I hope not at your zoo. That would be bad if it were a fluffy lad or lass. A super hairy human is scary to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.