5 For Friday

- My students have been pestering me for candy and it's not even Halloween yet. I'll likely make some blood and guts Samhain Neopagan powerpoint illustrated with Large Marge animated gifs (… or something) for Monday and we'll make origami pumpkins (… or something). Chance of mayhem? High.

- Speaking of classroom mayhem, I had a dream Johnny Cash was in my class. He sat in the back, wore black, and was a shitty student, making fun of every word I said.

- Why's it that when someone tells you a...