Ghost World: Vampire Diaries Recap

[image error] The LeastYou Need To Know: Bonnie bringing HotJeremy back from the dead = consequences. Remember how Damon tore werewolfMason's heart from his chest? Apparently you can't keep a dead werewolf down,cause he's back.
INT: Salvatore manse. Damon's chained to a chair,poker protruding from his chest. He rouses. Dead Mason watches from the sidelines.Damon spies his magic sun-walking ring on the floor. Haha—very funny, Stefan.Uh, not me, bro, says Stefan, who can't see Dead Mason. But he does help Damonout by removing the poker, though not the chains, before leaving. Dead Masonreveals himself to his killer then throws open the curtains. Damon sizzles.
Cut to…another effing festival??? This theme isseriously starting to wear on me. Anyway, Mayor Mom announces it's the Night ofIllumination, something the vaunted founding families started after theyvanquished the vamps back in the day. Alaric and Hot Jeremy are there, so isDead Anna, when Elena walks up. Jere and Dead Anna hold hands, invisibly. (I just love them!)
Bonnie and Caroline hang lanterns, rehashing theJere/Anna sitch. Bonnie's jealous. Damon pulls up—Hey, Bon, remember the wholeconsequences thing? Dead Mason just tortured me. Fix it. Stat.
Sidewalk bistro. Guardian Ric and his Gilbert wardsare lunching. Elena's been reading Stefan's vamp diaries--they need Lexi tosave his ass. Uh, she's dead, E. Yeah, that's why I'm telling you, Jere—causeyou see dead people. Guardian Ric does not think this is a good idea.
Matt swears to Bon that he hasn't seen Dead Vickisince they sent her away last episode. And he's done with ghosts, so he won'thelp with this. Bonnie's bag drops. Her grimoire magically opens to amanifestation spell.
Dead Anna tells Jere not all ghosts stick around—some findpeace. Also, don't tell your sis I'm here cause she won't like it. Jere jetsand Stefan takes his place. When he sees his old journals he tells Elena tostop torturing herself with the past, better for everyone. Also, I might grab abite to eat at the festival tonight, he says. Haha, very funny Stef.
Bon takes Caro to the dingy room where she resurrectedJeremy, while the resurrectee confronts his dead ex-girlfriend about making himlie. Anna tells him E would tell Bonnie about her, who as his current alivegirlfrient would be understandably pissed. The witch that helped Vicki ishelping you, right? Jere asks. No, I swear, she says, you're keeping me here bythinking about me all the time. Jere feels some guilt. Send me away, Anna dareshim. Jere struggles, but then lays one on her. Awwwww. In the dark room, Bonnie chants, leaves stir.
The Grill. Dude, Ric, let's have a drink, Damon says.No, dick, I don't like you anymore because you killed me, answers Ric. Well,remember when you liked me and we killed Mason Lockwood together? Fun times. Buthe's back and pissed.
Caro's freaking out cause Bonnie's chanting andcandles flare. Woosh. Whitley Gilbertappears as Bonnie's dead witchGram. Then, Elena walks in and sees Jere smooching Dead Anna. Stefan amblesdown the sidewalk and boo—it's Lexi.Ric and Damon are enjoying a scotch when Mason joins them, cracking a tumbleron Damon's head.
They're baaaaaaacck…
Dead Lexi is super-pissed at Stefan for going ripper.Again. I don't want your help, says the blood addict. Too bad, says Lexi. Knockshim to the ground.
Bon's all teary over witchGram who tsks tsks her over bringing back Jeremy.You opened a door, girlfriend, and the O.W. (Original Witch) used it to let allthe ghosts out. Gotta close the door. Got the necklace? Nope, Damon does.
Elena's getting all righteous on her cheating brother'sass, when Caro calls. Hey, don't tell Bon, but guess what I just saw, she says.Well, get the necklace back from Damon and we'll send the ghosts back to hell, saysCaroline. On her way to find D, Elena runs into Dead Lexi. I can show you howto save Stefan, she promises.
Mason wants to save his nephew, vampwolf Tyler, fromKlaus's evil clutches as much as Damon wants to save his li'l bro, and he mightknow the whereabouts of a weapon that can do it. First, say "I'm sorry",Damon. Goodluck, Ric snorts. Damon manages some rambling pseudo-apology. Good enough, saysMason. Meet me in the Lockwood cellar, alone.
Lexi has chained up Stefan in some cell (I think thiswould better for me if he was shirtless, too). Elena tells her how Klaus compelledher love to turn off his humanity. Then make him to switch it back on, Lexitells E. Take away the blood lust first, she says. This might sting. Lexistares into his eyes, he starts twitching.
Lockwood Cellar: Mason tells Damon about a legend forkilling an Original Vamp that the Lockwoods buried, perhaps behind this brickwall. Damon busts through it. After you, he says.
Stefan is starving—well, hallucinating he's starvingper Lexi's mojo. But it might be working. When Caro calls, Elena asks her tohold off on vamoosing the ghosts just yet. Oh, and then Caroline spills thebeans to Bonnie about the Jere/Anna kiss?!? You can not tell this girlanything.
Jeremy's searching through the festival crowd for DeadAnna—oops, sorry, dude. He bumps into a guy, and oh, shizzat! It's the tombvamp from Season 1. Mayor mom takes the stage. Hey, where's our speaker? Cuescream…speaker's bloody body hangs from a tree. Tomb vamps fist pump.
Tortured Stefan begs Elena to help him. I love you, Elena, he pleads. Elena shakes her head. He gets mean. It'sall good, Lexi assures. Rage is an emotion. But just for good measure, she stabshim a couple times. Elena can't take it and runs out, sees the commotion at thefestival.
Looking for the perpetually missing necklace in Damon'sroom, Caro answer's Jeremy's call about the dead tomb vamp situation. Theybetter hurry. Well, check your dead girlfriend, cheater! Anna swears she doesn'thave it, but disappears when he turns his back.
Dead werewolf and un-dead vamp wander through darkenedtunnel. They examine Damon's trust issues when they come upon a fork in theroad. Damon forges on, but  a booby trapimpales him with stakes, pinning him in a place. Mason, some help? Mason?
At the festival, Jere tells Elena he doesn't want tolet Anna go. He loves her. For always. She's a ghost, it'll never work, saysthe human in love with two vampires. But Anna overhears. Word. She holds up thenecklace.
Abandoned, Damon tries to un-stake himself, but Masonreappears with the shovel? axe? and frees him. They have a moment. Dead Masonconfirms what Anna's been saying—everyone's alone on the other side, watchingthe ones they love go on with their lives. He just wants to help Ty. Redemption,not revenge.
Caroline and Bonnie are driving back to the festival.WTH? It's a car accident. Mayor mom. Oh, crap it's the tomb vamps going in forthe kill. Caro tells Bonnie to go on, destroy the necklace, I'll kick ass here.
Anna says a tearful goodbye to Jeremy. She only wantedto find her dead mom, so she woulnd't be alone anymore. They embrace. Hepromises she won't be but turns and walks away.
Lexi battles Stefan. E tells to hurry cause thenecklace is about to be dunzo. Lexi says it was Stefan's symbol of hope. Ah,the irony, he says.
The force that keeps uninvited vamps out stop Damon inthe tunnel. But not Mason. Pissed off Bonnie takes the necklace from hercheating boyfriend and destroys it in the fire. Woosh. Dead tomb vamps disappear. Mason does see something in thetunnel, but then woosh, he's gone,too.
Your Stefan's still in there, Lexi tells Elena. You justhave to break through. Woosh.
Anna walks down the street. Alone. A woman's there. It'sher mom, Dead Pearl. Mother/daughter reunion (I teared up). Woosh.
Dead Gram holds Bonnie's hand. You're stronger thanall of this, she says, before woosh.
Damon sits alone in the tunnel. Ric shows up. Stopcalling me, he says. You're the only other person I trust, Damon tells him. So,please get over me killing you. Apologize, Ric demands. Damon tells him thesame babble he told Mason, but this time I mean it, he assures.
In the cell, Lexi gone, Stefan and Elena stare. What'reyou gonna do now? he asks. Go home and take care of shite, she says. 'Bout timeyou gave up, he replys. No, I still have hope, but if you don't get your shizztogether soon, you're gonna lose me forever, she warns before walking out andlocking the door. Stefan appears to contemplate this.
Bonnie tells cheating Jeremy to take a hike. He does.Then sparks fly in the fireplace. Bon investigates. The destroyed necklace hasreappeared. The symbolism is deafening.  Ric, inthe tunnel, lifts a lantern to the rock wall. It looks like glyphs of some kind—stickfigures holding a sun and a moon. Dundundun.