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England are tackling Costa Rica on Thursday, hoping to make it two friendly wins out of two in their preparations for the Ethics World Cup. Hopefully it goes to plan, because if they lollop around Elland Road like 11 John Stones, no doubt there’ll be a big song and dance, the vapours, and a heat-to-light ratio that’s all out of whack. But would that meltdown be justified? Just how significant do these pre-tournament dry runs prove to be? Your ever-vigilant World Cup FiveЯ has taken a look back in time to find out!

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