A Dare Not To Compare!

The cat does it too. I guess this one isn't just the human crew. I compare food at my sea. Don't like it and you'll get a nose curl from we. We may also try to bury it when we don't find it a hit.

A comparison factor.
Ranges from road to actor.
From actual ranges.
Even to life's changes.

The nature of all.
They give it a call.
Never wants to stall.
See it on every internet wall.

This store is great.
Compared to that one it's second rate.
But compared to this one it's great.
Do you agree with me, mate?

Then comes the fish.
Ignoring...I wish.
Nope, they swim in a school.
Answered by many a fool.

Are you insane?
That is a better train.
This just plan sucks.
I wouldn't waste my bucks.

You're both nuts.
This has great nuts.
That is the worst in town.
The other makes me frown.

And further we delve.
Grab a book from a shelve.
You'll be here all day.
All have to have their say.

I'm the better judge.
You two need to budge.
I know more than you.
Compared to me, you haven't a clue.

Compared to you?
Pffft says who?
I'm the best.
When comparing there is no contest.

Now don't get crazy.
Your eye sight must be hazy.
For I stand above all.
Compared to you my name should be on a wall.

Do you like to compare? Does one even dare? Why not just say you like or not? Is it that hard for the human lot? Oh, I like this place. This place I also embrace. See? Easy as can be to come to pass. Now I'll go back to comparing the hairs on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.