I Am Thanked by the Pontiac Price/Place VFD

Awwww! I got a thank you note today for my/our donation to the Pontiac, MO fire department so they can buy a new defib so my parents don't accidentally kill somebody, or themselves. So, yay, new defibrillator!
Also, many of you have asked for the address for the VFD, wanting to get in on my dad pretending that I didn't donate shit out of kindness...that instead, he had a deep dark secret about me he would ruthlessly reveal unless I coughed up two hundred...no, five hundred...no, a thousand bucks! Now!
So I did. And here it is:
Pontiac Price-Place VFDP.O. Box 1Pontiac, MO 65729
Hey, man, I'll do whatever...just keep your goons away from me! Also: Happy Halloween.