Lend An Ear For Did You Hear!

At least cats look at you in disgust and it is feed me or bust. Unlike the dog who eats things in disgust and in everything with you they trust. Why am I telling you that? Can't give a bad name to the cat.

Did you hear, did you hear?
So and so shed a tear.
The cried over dirt.
It got on their skirt.

Isn't that juicy juice?
Come on and let loose.
Go and tell so and so.
So and so has to know.

Did you hear about that?
Wow, that is some scat.
I have to tell one and all.
I'll share it on my Farcebook wall.

Did you hear about him?
He went out on a limb.
He fell in a lake.
It deserves a double take.

Did you hear about her?
She grows fur.
It comes out her ears.
I bet her head has gears.

Did you hear about that?
Yeah. It is full of strat.
Did you hear that means shit?
The cat told me to say it.

Did you hear about so and so?
Is that a yes or a no?
No. Not that so and so.
That so and so is in the know.

Did you mention so and so?
That is a high and not a low.
That so and so isn't in a row.
So and so is my new foe.

Did you hear about they?
They went on their way.
They are sooooo bad at it.
Say that and they'll have a fit.

Did you hear, did you hear?
If not, come a little near.
I'll tell you what they fear.
Did you hear, did you hear?

So did you hear? No need to tell my rhyming rear. For it it gossip hound and not gossip cat. So go be a hound where you are at. Are you a gossip nut stuck in a gossip rut? If so, the cat will tell you about so and so with my next pass, which may only come when I turn into a canine little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.