A Collecting We Don't Because We Won't!

Did you think we'd go all hoarders today? Bah, been there done that at our bay. Plus collecting they do. If you can call it that at your zoo. Instead we'll go input. Count the toes on your foot.

A data collecting.
Can't start neglecting.
Let's pretend.
Later we can amend.

Isn't this nifty.
We can be shifty.
Pull it from our ass.
We'll fool any mass.

90% of this.
It brings bliss.
52% of that.
It melts fat.

The data is there.
Like a head of hair.
Lots to see.
Manufactured by me.

Counting and collecting?
Bah, that involves selecting.
Just get it off the internet.
Facebook is the place they all vent.

Why create new?
Go tried and true.
Or tried and fake.
But shhh don't partake.

Just go with the flow.
We're really in the know.
Nod and agree.
Our data comes free.

We held no beta.
We just got our data.
Can't you accept that?
76% say yes with no spat.

Old data works.
It has perks.
Done 50 years ago.
2.5 kids were in the know.

Can't gather new.
So just shoo.
Your data doesn't count.
You'll ruin our amount.

Don't you love stats pulled from an ass? Put them on the internet and they are believed by many a lad and lass. Don't you love using old data to create something new? Like data 50 years ago is, usually, ever relevant to today's view. Want new data one has to put in the work and not be a lazy jerk. That is the end of my data sass. Now you can go back to collecting data on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.