Call MUFON Before Being Probed

I often hear people ask,"TwoBuck, what can I do about all these flying saucers circling around my head?"Well,the first thing I would say is,"If they are a little over 12 centimeters from your brain, stop drinking! But, if they are farther up in the sky, flying above your house or yard, I would call MUFON!"Which is an acronym for theMutual UFO Network.A personal opinion first.In 1969,when they were established,somebody was lazy about naming their organization.The name doesn't sound serious enough to me.With that aside,if you are still seeingUnidentified Flying Objectsin the sky,on the ground,or in the water,before they get the probes out,you need to contactMUFONright away!They have stuff like,a link toReport a UFO.You canSupport Their Research.Talk to anExperiencer Research Teammember.  Subscribe to their monthlyMUFON Journal.Or,you can get yourself someFREEcool tools.That you can use to help spur your curiosityand researchUFOson your own.The link is MUFON Tools.Come on.We all know they are out there.And maybe you will be the one who finally gets that up closeand personal snapshot of a real liveAlien!

This is, Being Probe As I Speak,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. If so, we're in big trouble.”
- Ellen DeGeneres -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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