Hello. Here we have me laying on the floor, taking pictures of...

Hello. Here we have me laying on the floor, taking pictures of myself. This was awhile ago, but I remember it like it was previously. I was in the hallway of my last house (I moved this June) and had some beer in me. Earlier, like an hour earlier, I had just sold my first book on Ebay and I wanted to capture the moment, I guess. Either that or I was feelin' sexy.

I had decided to sell signed copies of my book because, despite post after post of begging and pleading, no one would ever just send me cash in the mail. I even posted my PO Box and everything.

Nothing.

So periodically I have signed copies available on Ebay, and sometimes they even sell. I sign them myself, using my very own pencil which I manipulate with my very own hand. Not only do I sign them, I write something witty in them, too. I even include a nice card, also signed and wittified.

If you would like to participate, go here to Ebay. Oh, and free shipping! act now! operators are standing by! Et cetera.