On This Date We Put On Some Weight!

Yeah. We took a weight and put it on the floor. See? We didn't lie to you at our shore. You are the ones that lie all the time. Even Pat has committed this crime. The cat can't believe it. Some even say it while they sit.

Time for fun.
Fun with a ton.
Tons of fun.
Time to be done.

No Tons of Buns.
We did those runs.
Of course you can go buy.
Added that on the fly.

For that thought is heavy.
Great Scot, get me a levy.
Hey, I'm fine with charging tax.
Having dough can make me relax.

Oh right, of course.
I suffer no remorse.
But oh some do.
It is sure heavy too.

Not just heavy though.
Oh friggin no.
It is more than that.
Makes you into a gnat.

For it weighs a ton.
A ton has just been spun.
50 pounds of kitty litter.
Come now, don't be bitter.

Oh look, a car tire.
You are about to expire.
It weighs a ton.
Whoops, a lie was spun.

Books by the stack.
Oh, you put out your back.
Why? Because they weighed a ton.
Damn, you're stronger than everyone.

Picked the spouse up.
Hmm results in a hiccup.
But we'll say it anyway.
You weigh a ton today.

Dropped to the floor.
Kicked out the door.
Never will get said again.
Especially if said by men.

Do you use it at your sea? Hint: If you can lift it no ton weighing comes to be. Unless you are Superman and the sun gives you more than a tan. Or maybe that big green guy. Then you can let tons fly. Does your spouse weigh a ton? Wouldn't try to use that to poke fun. You may get poked in the eye and given sass. That can hurt a ton unlike the posts from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.