The Zoo in Pictures, Part 1: Giraffes. Especially Gordon.

My sweet friend Patty Callahan Henry and her daughter Meghan used their awesomeness to get the COMPLETELY AMAZING Marcia (B-Ham's large mammal curator) to take me and Susan Rebecca White on a special ZOO TOUR in honor of Susan's Birthday and my existential angst ridden mid-life crisis. I have to tell you—this was the kindest thing. Maybe ever. Nothing soothes a troubled soul like making out with a giraffe. REALLY.

This is Gordon:

Gordon and I are using bamboo to re-enact that spaghetti scene f...