That’s How the Cooking Crumbles?

My daughter has gone down a Youtube wormhole of watching America’s Got Talent and Britain’s Got Talent and basically-anywhere’s-Got-Talent.  This is an improvement over the other terrible videos she’s been watching, except that she has discovered a terrible ear-worm of a song in Everybody’s Cooking Crumble

Now this thing is stuck in my head all the time.  HELP ME.  As my daughter helpfully explained, “This is the Pen-Pineapple Apple Pen.”

The horror, the horror