I'm his number one fan

QUESTION: You've invited an author (living or dead - fantasy okay) to dinner and you're nervous. What will you serve that you think will make her or him your greatest admirer?
I don't think I'd invite Mr King (pause to curtsy) to dinner. He must be sick of fans pecking at him. But if he happened to meet with a mishap while passing my house, even though it's at the dead end of a dead-end dirt-road, and if he was without his entourage for some reason, or a working mobile phone, I wouldn't make h...