Wednesday Wisdom - Gremlins, I Have Them

For the past ten years I have been assigned a vehicle for work. It is like all the other vehicles that are assigned in my crew and the various other crews we work with. 
Except every year, EVERY BLEEDING YEAR, something is mysteriously wrong with mine. 
My crew was laughing over that pattern yesterday as the seasonal vehicles arrived. They were laughing even harder when the vehicle that was randomly assigned to me by the computer suddenly and mysteriously malfunctioned. 
​*sighs*