Dinner with Ian Rankin - RM Greenaway

You've invited an author to dinner and you're nervous. What will you serve that you think will make her or him your greatest admirer?
I am grateful for this fun question, as the answer will be simple. I've just got back from couch-surfing for two weeks on the coast, which was exciting, but hectic too, and my head's still in a bit of a spin.

The simple answer is I'll invite Ian Rankin, and serve haggis and stout. The stout is not a problem, but I don't have a clue how to make haggis. I'm hoping...