Spring has sprung, the grass is Riz...

There's a scene in Douglas Adam's The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul where his character, Dirk Gently, is too scared to open his fridge, as it's been six months since he last did so, and he's afraid of what might have grown inside. In the end, he just dumps the fridge and buys a new one.
Unfortunately for me, you can't just dump a backyard, and so today, metaphorically speaking, I opened the fridge...
And, trust me - not fun!
I'll explain.
Since Toby came along, it's funny, but a few of the things I