Have you ever considered collaborating with audible and getting an audio book made? Been on a road trip for the past week and gotta say that I would've loved to have been able to listen to my favorite books!!

I would love to, but the minimum recording costs to get my books done, taking into account page counts, would be somewhere on the order of $5 to 10,000. And while I could do that with the royalties I have hanging around, I would also have to forgo eating food for a little while to make it happen.