What Is That Smell Where You Dwell?

Do you smell that? Nope, it wasn't the cat. Stick out that sniffer. Become a good whiffer. Or would that take a big whiff? Bah, Grammar Nazi's don't get in a tiff.

What is that smell?
It sure isn't swell.
It must take a hike.
It smells like...

I don't know.
I wish it would go.
Maybe go ride a bike.
It smells like...

I wish I knew.
It has to be you.
Not a head on a pike,
But it smells like...

It's smells like...
Oh take a hike.
It just smells funny.
It makes nothing sunny.

Funny and smell.
What the hell.
Seinfeld at play?
I went astray?

Kind of ironic funny?
Funny like Monopoly money?
It is funny like...
A cat getting a strike?

A mix and match.
A bit of a batch.
A batch of what the fluck.
Are you a quacking duck?

That would be funny.
I may even pay money.
Furry fan fiction galore.
You could make so much more.

But you smell like...
Not the rubber on a bike.
Not things on a shoe from a hike.
But it is funny like...

Funny as in a bare ass?
Funny as an upside down lass?
Funny as in a nude bunny?
Bah, it just smells funny.

Do you laugh when you smell? My, do tell. Humans are a crazy mass. If it smells bad wouldn't you want to get away from the gas? Or whatever else came to pass? Instead you give a funny sass. Can't decide on smell or funny so you double down with your money. It has a funny smell. My, blew your mind with a reverse tell. But if you really, really want some gas I can be a smelly and funny little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.