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May 10, 2018 04:58PM
LOVE that cover! Thanks again for accepting my meager poems :-)
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Thanks. My keyboard is now ingesting vomit.
Doowakkadoo wrote: "Thanks. My keyboard is now ingesting vomit."Nailed it.
That's actually really kinda weird your keyboard can ingest anything at all...
A. wrote; "Nailed it."
Yeah, but it was totally accidental. It was Arthur's obsequiousness that generated the slurparific pizza.
Yeah, but it was totally accidental. It was Arthur's obsequiousness that generated the slurparific pizza.
Doowakkadoo wrote: "Arthur's obsequiousness."You speak as though I ought to be brazenly arrogant all the goddamn time.
Oh, come on. The use of "humble" is almost tolerable, but "meager" takes it to another level; and frankly could easily be interpreted as sarcastic; you egomaniac.
Doowakkadoo wrote: "almost tolerable"Great, now I'm getting lectured on tolerability by literally THE MOST intolerable shithead on this whole entire site. Tell me, if you're suddenly the world's leading expert on what's tolerable vs. intolerable, then why is it you can hardly go a week around here without somehow managing to get yourself kicked off again? YOU BASTARD.
Arthur wrote: "Doowakkadoo wrote: "almost tolerable"Great, now I'm getting lectured on tolerability by literally THE MOST intolerable shithead on this whole entire site."
This is so funny, omg.
Arthur wrote; "Great, now I'm getting lectured on tolerability by literally THE MOST intolerable shithead on this whole entire site. Tell me, if you're suddenly the world's leading expert on what's tolerable vs. intolerable, then why is it you can hardly go a week around here without somehow managing to get yourself kicked off again? YOU BASTARD. "
Jeez, it is absolutely impossible to establish any sense of proper decorum and accurate description from you poet guys. I'll make a meager try.
1) One sentence; even with incorrectly placed semi-colons; does not constitute a "lecture" had you any schooling.
2) No claim was made regarding my credentials. The world's leading expert is admittedly a toss up (no pun intended) between Oprah and Dr. Phil.
3) I have only been "kicked off," as you colloquially put it once in the last year, the result of personal laziness. The rest of the time I'm merely choosing to highlight another Derrida/Foucalt dissertational aspect of my life.
4) "Most intolerable shithead on this entire site"? Thank you for conferring my third award. It will be added to my other impressive credentials on the ass side of my book, if I ever write another one.
5) For bastard, you'll have to ask my mother before saying that with any hope of accuracy. I never had the nerve and IDK.
Considering the personal effort put into that reply, will you please just be somewhat co-operative and strike "meager" from your vocabulary? It doesn't seem a lot to ask.
Jeez, it is absolutely impossible to establish any sense of proper decorum and accurate description from you poet guys. I'll make a meager try.
1) One sentence; even with incorrectly placed semi-colons; does not constitute a "lecture" had you any schooling.
2) No claim was made regarding my credentials. The world's leading expert is admittedly a toss up (no pun intended) between Oprah and Dr. Phil.
3) I have only been "kicked off," as you colloquially put it once in the last year, the result of personal laziness. The rest of the time I'm merely choosing to highlight another Derrida/Foucalt dissertational aspect of my life.
4) "Most intolerable shithead on this entire site"? Thank you for conferring my third award. It will be added to my other impressive credentials on the ass side of my book, if I ever write another one.
5) For bastard, you'll have to ask my mother before saying that with any hope of accuracy. I never had the nerve and IDK.
Considering the personal effort put into that reply, will you please just be somewhat co-operative and strike "meager" from your vocabulary? It doesn't seem a lot to ask.
India wrote; "This is so funny, omg."
I'm glad to know that one of us is having a good time. Reciprocation will later be requested. ................. Actually, in truth, it would be quite fine with me if this lasted an eternity.
I'm glad to know that one of us is having a good time. Reciprocation will later be requested. ................. Actually, in truth, it would be quite fine with me if this lasted an eternity.
Doowakkadoo wrote: "I have only been "kicked off," as you colloquially put it once in the last year"If that's true, it's only because you've gotten very good at kicking yourself off first, before anyone else can beat you to it after one of your little trolling episodes, thus preserving your precious comments as a result. Ergo, YOU'RE SO INTOLERABLE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TOLERATE YOURSELF, DICKNOSE. Humph! >:\
I am totally exposed. I figured that at least you and Hackle would buy that Derrida crap.
"I hate myself and want to die." That's the title, but he actually never says it. ............. Umm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dAI...
Isn't there supposed to be an A in here someplace?
"I hate myself and want to die." That's the title, but he actually never says it. ............. Umm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dAI...
Isn't there supposed to be an A in here someplace?
Doowakkadoo wrote: "Isn't there supposed to be an A in here someplace?"Oh, I'm right here. Just sitting back and enjoying the banter. I might wander off into this Friday night, but I'll be back around... given you haven't worn yourself out by then or become bored and gone back to your cave.
So, if I go back to my cave you won't be back around? I think I love you too.
How about if I just fall asleep right here? It's not out of boredom. Really. Sometimes people just have to do that.
How about if I just fall asleep right here? It's not out of boredom. Really. Sometimes people just have to do that.
Arthur wrote; "YOU'RE SO INTOLERABLE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TOLERATE YOURSELF, DICKNOSE. Humph! >:\ "
With sincere apologies to Bryan Ferry, I say; "But my search for perfection; my rotary connection; goes on and on and on and on."
With sincere apologies to Bryan Ferry, I say; "But my search for perfection; my rotary connection; goes on and on and on and on."
Doowakkadoo wrote: "back to my cave"I thought trolls usually lived under bridges?
Well yeah, but A. said "cave", and since she's almost talking to me for the first time since early "Infinite Thread" I didn't want to risk an argument this soon.
Doowakkadoo wrote: "I didn't want to risk an argument this soon."Good to see you trying to be a reasonable user. You won't get an argument out of me unless you start speaking falsely about anyone other than Arthur. I would hate to ruin his fun :)
Whooosh. No false speaking except that about Arthur. Heavy duty. Compliance and acceptance my irrevocable need, in my noble pursuit I can't help but envision a "Blurred Crusade." I mean like reciprocity plus is kind of easy and fun in extension, but like these concepts about reasonability, falsity and the like just confuse what shouldn't be an issue.
I mean like if I really dislike someone's poetry am I supposed to say that and thereby invite their unhappiness and more importantly, the trolling charges against innocent moi? It is often ignored, but certain statements or actions always usher in other very predictable statements or actions.
Up until now, and possibly beyond, my predilection is to take the long view.
And just one point of order. Though I apparently have your blessing to do otherwise, I never lie about Arthur. It's hard to believe I guess, but he really is that big a creep and pervert.
Further assessment and instruction eagerly awaited.
I mean like if I really dislike someone's poetry am I supposed to say that and thereby invite their unhappiness and more importantly, the trolling charges against innocent moi? It is often ignored, but certain statements or actions always usher in other very predictable statements or actions.
Up until now, and possibly beyond, my predilection is to take the long view.
And just one point of order. Though I apparently have your blessing to do otherwise, I never lie about Arthur. It's hard to believe I guess, but he really is that big a creep and pervert.
Further assessment and instruction eagerly awaited.
