You See This Coming Towards You. What do You Do?

There are these memes going around the internet. There is a picture of something horrible, a giant spider, a thing with vaguely human  form at the end of the hall, a crazed redneck with a chainsaw. The caption is something along the lines of, "You see this coming at you in the middle of the night when you are home alone."
Of course the idea is to generate an amusing, exaggerated reaction.
So why are there none for the equally amusing, exaggerated reactions people get when confronted with kawaii?
Here, I will start.