The Only Never Gets Lonely!

The only sure gets around. Everywhere it seems to be found. Only this and only that. Only proves to be full of scat. Or maybe full of full. Either way, only sure has some pull.

Come here and sit.
Sucker...crazy...nitwit.
Did that slip out?
Forget what that's about.

Just come and sit.
Stare at the menu for a bit.
Stare and forget the price.
Don't those names just entice?

They are so great.
Gluten free is their fate.
Nut and GMO free too.
Our chicken has no nuts for you.

We'll be right back.
Count on it at our shack.
Count the minutes we mean.
My, don't you look so serene.

You are just so cute, dear.
An hour later we appear.
But we paid you compliments a plenty.
Be sure and leave at least a twenty.

Here is your food.
It will feed your brood.
Only the best around.
Dig in to the treasure you found.

Three minutes later and you're done.
Damn, wasn't eating here fun?
We even made the plate look happy.
Time for dessert there, chappy.

Ignore that thing on the end.
Desserts are your friend.
Treat yourself to a great snack.
We'll soon be right back.

An hour later and we're here.
We didn't forget, never fear.
You ate it in two minutes flat.
You never need to worry about getting fat.

Now here is your bill.
Doesn't it thrill?
It only comes to $627.99 before tip.
Pull out you credit card and let it rip.

Ever go to one of those? I'd rather drink from a hose. Two hour wait and five minutes to eat. Isn't that worth only $627.99 for such a treat? Could be higher too. But it is only there for you. Only sure can find many a sucker. Did you know there was a nut free clucker? Do they snip snip it before serving? My, that takes the mind a swerving. Now I will go eat my lunch with Cass while you can keep the $627.99 meals away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.