Surprising Book And Film Intro

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Surprising Book And Film Intro

Special note to blog readers: This blog post is the introduction to the book you're reading. No, that's not even a proper riddle, it's just nonsense.

Well, let me say this instead: This is the draft introduction for the current draft of the book you're reading. That makes better sense, gives a little more information.

Daft! You're all insane and daft as well into the bargain. Don't you feel any obligation to inform the reader? None at all? No you don't. Just say it: The so-called owner of this blog – the fing bastard who claims to run this place – is collecting many of our finest blog posts into a new book – a book to have his (!!ONLY HIS!!) NAME ON THE COVER – capitalist fing bastard. Well, so obviously the reader of the blog sees all the idiotic endless running jokes that squirm from one blog post to the next, or the one before, and the painfully ridiculous endless circulating riddles, and the gothic gingerbread repeating endlessly from metaphor to metaphor, and the reader deserves a summary explanation.

I hope that's clear. Beware! The official author lies constantly.

End of special note to blog readers.

Introduction To My Funny Little Book

Hello. I don't know who you are but thank you for reading this. In this book the writer will strenuously try to sell some revolutionary ideas to the reader by means of logic, various evidence that is claimed to be observable by you, appeals to your humanity, and your weakness for witty entertainment, while also meanwhile trying to honestly figure out what we ought to say instead. And if you read this book – especially if you read essentially every paragraph – then I shall assume that I have recruited you into my art project. So this Introduction will now include an introductory project current status report for you, as of this Day 26 Month Germinal Year 226.

Project Current Status:

This funny little book is supposed to be adult literary science fiction. What if something scientifically quite unlikely happens? What if many genotypes in Living Earth survive the current Armageddon including even, most unlikely, our human genotype? And what if various of the surviving human beings have some scattered, spotty, residual, robust technology to document their lives and strivings in the long transition to a New Earth? And what if that scattered, spotty, residual robust technology is something like a profoundly shattered world wide web? Like suppose somebody sometime in the book's plot digs through rubble into a server room somewhere, they haul their equipment in and start trying switches, at some point in the book's plot?

So supposing that story will actually happen, what records might people make and send and receive? And this book has very strong socialist intentions.

Also, do you know why Gulliver (the fictional Gulliver of Gulliver's Travels) went out from England to voyage the world? If you don't know then I will tell you Captain Gulliver went out on the same type of naturalist world survey expedition as Charles Darwin on his famous Beagle! Yes! So therefore Gulliver's Travels is adult literary science fiction!! So with that great precedent you must expect other messages have gotten dragged into my book too – because you need to hear all of my opinions – dragged in whenever they can be made to seem to fit the entertaining SF framing.

And since I am writing it, my book has very strong socialist intentions. And it's not savagely satirical.

This will be my new funny little book's title… Surprising Book And Film Reviews