Six of Crows characters as B99 quotes:

Kaz: Hey. Welcome to the murder.

Kaz, to Pekka Rollins: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PAC-MAN dies.

Inej: Crime bosses are monsters. Except for you [Kaz], you're fine.

Jesper: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Nina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing—Nikolai Lantsov hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. I'm exquisite.

Wylan: Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store and yeah, I might be scared of geese, but I am a damn good Dreg and I will not be made a fool of.

Wylan, about Van Eck: My dad always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact—he made me cry a lot.

Wylan, about Jesper: He is so strong but so gentle. He's like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.

Matthias when he first joined the Dregs: Of course, totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right because it threatens death!

Matthias, to Kaz: Dude, just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell. No biggie.

Kuwei: I've only been part of the Dregs for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.