Shoot. Missed the apocalypse. AGAIN.

Yeah, so today was supposed to be the end of the world (again), according to Mr. Harold Camping. You remember him, right? The guy who told us that May 21 would be the Rapture and then there would be 5 months of utter heinous-ness and then October 21 would be THE END.

Well, of course, May 21 came and went, leaving a lot of confused people in its wake, and a lot of broke people and people who had quit their jobs to spread the word. Nope. Not making that up. Google it. Anyway, Mr. Camping had a stroke soon thereafter, but he did say that May 21 was apparently a "spiritual rapture." A couple weeks ago, he was still all about the October 21 day as the end. If I recall correctly, it was supposed to start with a massive earthquake and then chaos or some such.

Well, anyway. Kind of a bummer for Camping. He's like the guy who invites people over for parties and nobody shows. I think I might take that as a sign and maybe start looking for Jesus in tortillas or something. At least those he can put on eBay.