How the Spaniards Saved Us From the Aliens

The Latest installment of
“I Was Abducted by Aliens in a Former Life”
[image error] These markings on the back of the Aztec calendar were proved to be of alien origin.

For years people laughed at my obsession with alien abductions, particularly mine. Particularly my abduction experiences in past lives.

Recently discovered alien holograms1 allowed scholars to translate messages long thought to be undecipherable. The translation of a mysterious inscription on the Aztec calendar proved one of my own accounts dictated to my recovery specialist. It seems the Conquistadors weren’t the only alien invasion of the New World, and this account (by TelécQuxatl, Aztec Prince and one of my former incarnations) reveals the truth behind the sixteenth century encounters.

Five years after my people finished our temple to the great god Quxzcoatl — a pyramid that rose from the slopes of our dormant volcano like a gemstone shining in the sun — two tribes invaded our land. The white tribe from the east called “span-yards” and the gray tribe from the skies called “reti-qu-lns….”

How the Spaniards Saved Us From the Aliens

1Discovered by me during a recent abduction.back

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