Letters with no Reply - Sears Canada Online

I totally had made diagrams and included pictures, but unfortunately lost them.  It was by far the most complex letter I'd ever sent.  But fear not - I reproduced a diagram just for you!  Or what I imagine it looked like, anyway....



Dear caretakers of Sears Canada Online Catalogue,



Let me begin by saying that yours is a very friendly service and that despite growing doubts that I will ever