Reviewers Wanted

Do you often find yourself publishing book appraisals via blog, magazine, Amazon, or Goodreads page? Would you like a mobi, epub, or pdf review copy of my new Necro Publications book, Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide (or any of my other books, for that matter)? Can you live the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, ever fearful of the hitman/baboon eye transplant recipient I met yesterday, if you rate me less than four stars?

If so, feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience, for a digital review copy of your very own.