Date: Friday 13th of this year.
Subject: Evil Editor interrogation.
ME: Are you Evil Editor?
EE: Yes.
ME: Are you a legitimate editor?
EE: What do you mean by legitimate?
ME: What?
EE: You're new at this, aren't you?
ME: What? Well, yes, I am. How did you know?
EE: You're horrible. Quite dull and uninspiring. Of course, that doesn't automatically make you new. I have other ways of knowing.
ME: You do? Okay. Let's go with that then. Are you truly evil?
EE: Yes.
ME: Is your sole purpose in life to make author
Published on August 30, 2009 07:06