I, Robot Writer
"Evil, how many toes do you have?"
"All of them," said Evil Editor.
"He's still resisting," said Evil Journalist. "Give him another ten milliliters of truth serum...and another boot to the ribs."
"He's almost flat-lined," said the med tech.
"He was before we started. Do it."
The med tech injected more serum and gave Evil Editor an enthusiastic pounding to his left rib cage.
"Umphh."
"I think you got his attention, and broke another rib," said Evil Journalist. "Evil, how many toes do you
Published on August 30, 2009 07:15