Wyatt: Papa, can I have 50 cents to use in the machine to get a super ball?
Me: No. I don’t have 50 cents.
Wyatt: Can you use your credit card to get money.
Me: That’s not how it works.
Wyatt: Well, how can I get 50 cents?
Me: Get a job.
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