Unfortunate mistaken identity

I'm standing in line at D'Angelo's, waiting to place my order. Directly in front of me is a husband and wife who look remarkably alike.  Both about five feet tall, shaped like eggplants, and wearing brown and olive green.  But most surprising is their eyeglasses, distinctive in that they match their wardrobe and seem more suited for three generations ago in terms of styling.

And even more notable than the glasses considerable nod to the 1970s is that they are identical.  Spot-on perfect matches