Three suspect descriptors

In the past three days, I have been described in the following terms:

When my wife and daughter pulled into the driveway last night to pick me up for dinner, Clara said: 

"Daddy is big.  He's a man.  He cuddles me.  He turns on the TV."

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On the way to The Moth event on Monday night, one of my friends said:

"Your personality has a chilling effect on honesty."

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Yesterday one of my students said:

"I think you're one of my best teachers ever, Mr. Dicks, but I will never understand you. (PAUSE) I don't think anyone understands you."

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Clara was kind, at least.