Preorder my new collection – THE VERY INEFFECTIVE HAUNTED HOUSE

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My new collection is coming out May, 29th from Clash Books. It contains ten short stories, one poem, and one essay. Here’s the contents:

I’ve Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where this is Going

The Dog Who Stared

How I Got a MY LITTLE PONY Tattoo

The GG Effect

The Satanic Little Toaster

A Jinx Poem

Hipster Hunter

The Most Accomplished Crackhead in the World

Ten Secrets to Survival Clickers Don’t Want You to Know (They Really Hate Number Six)

The Window Shouldn’t Be There

The Very Ineffective Haunted House

Motherfucking Dinosaurs: An Ode to DINOSAURS ATTACK (an essay)

You can preorder the paperback from Amazon or from the Clash Books website.

You can also preorder the Kindle here.