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House Hunting

My daughter has been looking for houses so she can move out of our basement.  The other day she and Margie visited a house in the townships.  Every room was full of stuff.  There was hardly a square inch of floor that was clear.  They opened one bedroom door and the entire room was full to the ceiling with clothing.  Just stacks of clothing.  She did not see a sign of a bed anywhere in the house.  There were two cars in the garage, and both cars were full of stuff.  There were newsp