therkalexander:Kata: Hey, Mom. So… My book is out. It’s up for preorder.Kata’s...

therkalexander:

Kata: Hey, Mom. So… My book is out. It’s up for preorder.

Kata’s mom: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I’m ordering five!

Kata: um, five?

Kata’s mom: Of course! One for me, one for your grandma, two for your sisters, one for the local library…

Kata: Uh…

Kata’s mom: what? I know it’s a romance. Ok, so what would it be rated??

Kata: Uh…

Kata’s mom: R.

Kata: Nope.

Kata’s mom: is it… X rated?

Kata: Well, there’s a lot of complex plot elements so, more NC-17, I guess? I mean, um, it’s not like strictly erotica, there's—

Kata’s mom: then you have nothing to worry about sweetie! Ok gotta go! Ooo I’m so excited! *hangs up*

Kata: …

Kata: …

Kata: * does quick search through the Receiver of Many manuscript for the word “cock” *

Kata: Yep, I’m doomed.