Darwn Clementines
DARWIN'S CLEMENTINES
In a township, in a suburb
Where he loved to spend his time,
Ypsilanti was his plan, he
He loved his luscious clementines.
CHORUS
Oh my Darwin, oh my Darwin
Oh my Darwin's clementines,
You are noshed and gone forever.
Dreadful sorry, clementines.
Light he was and like a fairy
(Not like those you have in mind),
He collected and erected
Giant piles of clementines.
Dropped them down into the juicer
(It was Model 99).
Extra pulpy, how he noshed the
Luscious orange clementines.
Drove he daily to the office
Ev'ry morning just at nine
Hit a splinter by the river
And he dropped his clementines.
Orange skins bobbed in the water
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine
But the swim, see, was too grim, he
Lost his luscious clementines.
How he missed them! How he missed them!
How he missed his clementines
But a small green nectarine be-
Came his brand new clementine.
Oh my Darwin, oh my Darwin
Oh my Darwin's clementines,
You are noshed and gone forever.
Dreadful sorry, clementines!
I sang it to him, and now he's humming it as he wanders about the house, trailing little orange peels behind him.
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