Bunnies are noted for their distinct lack of work ethic in...

Bunnies are noted for their distinct lack of work ethic in office environments, which in recent years has worsened thanks to the distracting effects of Twitter, Facebook, and various websites devoted to carrots. However, most human resource experts still recommend a ratio of one bunny to every twenty human employees for the sake of morale, a policy instituted during the 1920s when bunnies first entered the workforce.