How To Be a Professional (spoiler alert: I’m bad at it)

It’s weird to suddenly be putting together all these things: a “professional” twitter, a “professional” facebook, a real honest-to-God website. Weirder still is that I don’t have a lot to say. Is it okay to scream about how excited I am for my new novel to drop?? What about sharing the bone-shaking despair I feel every time I think, “wait, what if it’s actually bad?“

Mostly I think those things are meant to be kept inside, but who am I if not a screeching vat of emotion??

So: I’M SO EXCITED F...