3 to the 1: Happy Birthday To Me!!!

Behold! A true relic from the 80's, back when I was light skinned with curly hair, and could fit in any small storage compartment or hand bag. Those days are long gone, but the legend of my epic birth lives on through annual retellings at 5AM by my mother. Seriously though, I looked like an alien when I was a baby. What's up with that right eye? Did the nurse punch me out? 0.o

It's that time again, folks and I am pleased to report that I found one gray hair. Any other time I would have...