Brilliant startup with fantastic performance in high growth sector seeks backend engineer. We are enlightened, open to new ideas, think outside the box, and actively support diversity. No Java programmers, please.
Startup hacker with burning passion to change the universe seeks position with early stage startup pushing the envelope to create a new world order. Please don't call before noon.
Startup in stealth mode seeks someone with skills we can't mention to build something we can't mention to compete with companies we can't mention. Only deaf and blind people need apply.
Solve this puzzle to get an interview: "OTTFFSSENZ". Email solution to
Iama@douchebag.com.
Enterprise software vendor building leading edge commercial best-of-breed vertically aligned industry sectored domain specialized solutions seeks COBOL programmer for our brand new package to be released Q4 2013.
Social media startup with game changing technology seeks public relations director to explain why we're so much better that the other 718 social media startups with game changing technology.
Programmer with multiple personality disorder seeks Python position. No, Ruby. No, Python.
MBA with 237 incredible ideas seeks world's greatest programmer to be co-founder. No salary, but 8% equity. To be considered, deliver the attached NDA and a decaf skinny latte to the nail salon at 5th & Main.
Recruiter has exclusive client who seeks programmer with minimum 10 years Ruby on Rails.
Programmer with no skill, no passion, and nothing successfully promoted to production in my last 5 jobs seeks position where I can get paid for orientation/training and then coast for 3 more months before my middle-manager boss realizes I'm worthless and lets me go. (I can dream, can't I?)
Mature Fortune 500 company seeks highly experienced programmer/analyst to sit in cubicle farm and conduct regression testing on 10,000,000 line .net package. Obscene salary & benefits package. On the other hand, you could just start using crack cocaine.
Experienced programmer with Crohn's disease, diabetes, and HIV has wife with MS and 4 children with asthma, allergies, and immune system disorders. Seeks full time position. Health insurance would be nice.
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