Les, you look like you smell like a stale bag of cheetos. Ever think of going into the fragrance business and making a name for yourself? You could even do celebrity signings at Wal-Marts across the country!

I love Cheetos and have them for breakfast whenever mom buys them. But no. I'm a rocker, baby. When I'm not busy getting the Led out listening to Zeppelin, I'm busy doing Mandatory Metallica. Lately, I've been working on learning the chords for Harvester of Sorrow, because, I don't know, it seems really appropriate to my life.