Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn

Professor Higgins opens the My Fair Lady Song, "I've Thrown A Custard in her Face" with a long string of Damns, which I am in a mood to repeat. I have a ten-ton deadline hanging over me suspended by a single human hair. If I don't stay and stare at my screen all day every day until I have bled out a screenplay I will have my nipples torn from me like medals from the tunic of a disgraced officer and Shame will know me for her own.

Douglas Adams liked deadlines: "I love the loud whooshing noise the